A family travel blog by Paul
Itchy Feet and Titchy Feet
Less “top ten sunsets,” more “why is there sand in the passport?” This is the messy, funny, slightly chaotic version of family travel — the silly observations and stories the glossy blogs leave out.

Fresh off the road
The latest stories, tantrums, snack negotiations and small victories. Pick one and dive in.
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Day 9 – We Came to Conquer Europe, Stayed for the Cheese and Left with 40 Pens
We Came to Conquer Europe, Stayed for the Cheese and Left with 40 Pens
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Day 8 – Aachen to Zaandam via Kinderdijk. (15 Pens = 0 Euros for Parking)
…you know how much 18-year-olds love to look around a UNESCO World Heritage Site… what could go wrong!
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Day 7 – Mannheim to Aachen: We Went Looking for Football and Found Beer….and a Rat!
It is a memory that will stay with us for a long time. But we physically couldn’t take any more alcohol
From the archives
Older adventures worth revisiting — a different story every time you visit.
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Day 2 in Berlin Exploring Berlin’s Dark and Light Side. The Stasi Museum and the Christmas Markets
Of course I didn’t get too excited at the help yourself breakfast and have 5 different sittings.
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Costa Rica 2017
I, Itchy, ended my contract with my previous employer at the end of 2016 and so entered 2017 in a fog of…
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Floriade, Den Bosch and The Houseboat
The worst part of a multi base holiday is the feeling that you are always packing and unpacking and today was a…
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