A family travel blog by Paul
Itchy Feet and Titchy Feet
Less “top ten sunsets,” more “why is there sand in the passport?” This is the messy, funny, slightly chaotic version of family travel — the silly observations and stories the glossy blogs leave out.

Fresh off the road
The latest stories, tantrums, snack negotiations and small victories. Pick one and dive in.
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Day 9 – We Came to Conquer Europe, Stayed for the Cheese and Left with 40 Pens
We Came to Conquer Europe, Stayed for the Cheese and Left with 40 Pens
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Day 8 – Aachen to Zaandam via Kinderdijk. (15 Pens = 0 Euros for Parking)
…you know how much 18-year-olds love to look around a UNESCO World Heritage Site… what could go wrong!
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Day 7 – Mannheim to Aachen: We Went Looking for Football and Found Beer….and a Rat!
It is a memory that will stay with us for a long time. But we physically couldn’t take any more alcohol
From the archives
Older adventures worth revisiting — a different story every time you visit.
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Coming Home
I got up and needed to sort out last minute gifts so walked down to the self-proclaimed biggest gift store on the planet.…
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Floriade, Den Bosch and The Houseboat
The worst part of a multi base holiday is the feeling that you are always packing and unpacking and today was a…
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Gouda, Kinderdijk and Bergheim. Day 2 of the Low Countries road trip.
Just the drop that I had was enough to warm the back of the throat with a clear taste of Stroop Waffle…
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